Wow! OMG! Michael Malarkey! He’s like, famous! He was in that thing that all the kids are into, The Vampire Diaries! Yeah, that uber-stylised supernatural series where the whole cast is made up of really hot twenty-somethings. That’s why the series is a repeat winner st the Teen Choice Awards.. like, swoooooon! He went to LAMDA, you know... yeah. Never mind that, he’s so dreamy, like, y’know? Totally, right? And he’s doing music now! He’s so dreamy, and look, listen to his dreamy, croony voice, and him there playing an acoustic guitar. He’s so deep! Listen to him, singing about being like a hollowed-out pumpkin, he’s a lyrical genius! Or perhaps not.
The thing is, this is such dull, middle of the road acoustic folk I can’t imagine who from his fan-base cold possibly be interested in his dreary cack that makes the Richmond’s sausages ad tune sound exciting.
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